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I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean.
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
Here's something you'll never see in Braille: "If you see something, say something".
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