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I wear a lot of Axe body spray, but I live in a black neighborhood. Over there, they call it Ask body spray. If you don't get that joke, then you're not racist.

— Zach Galifianakis Saturday Night Live (2011)

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The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a shitload of points.

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