Kathy Griffin Quotes

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Kathleen "Kathy" Griffin (born November 4, 1960, in Oak Park, Illinois) is an Emmy-winning American stand-up comedian and actress. She has also been a voice actor and a red carpet commentator.

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4th booster f**kers. Oh, and CVS gave us EIGHT free Covid tests for getting boosted!

Nothing gets me more nervous than white people who talk black.......I mean, it's fun on "Ricki Lake", but in real life......

Allegedly (2004)

(About controversy) What you guys get, that celebrities don't get, is that I live for this shit!

Whores on Crutches (2010)

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a "singer"......the way Courtney Love is a "singer".

Balls of Steel (2009)

I love my clit. I use it every day. Not a day goes by when I don't use it for something.

Allegedly (2004)

And then she (Brooke Sheilds) says the ill-fated words "You have to put this in your act". And I said "What, I would never"! Because it's a private time!!

Allegedly (2004)

I know that Lindsay (Lohan) has lost a lot of weight recently, due to diet, Pilates and crack. Without the diet and Pilates.

Strong Black Woman (2006)

I don't know about you, but I fucked a midget. I have secrets.

Hot Cup Of Talk (1998)

She wouldn't shake my hand! I said "C'mon, be a gentleman".

Whores on Crutches (2010)

I guess the contortionists are cool right, very impressive, they're doing stuff we can't do. But for me, once you see the gay guy bend over and fuck himself, I'm done!

Strong Black Woman (2006)

I would rather blow a guy in the bathroom at White Castle in between sliders...because I'm romantic!

Straight To Hell (2007)

Because Oprah would be like "DID YOU DO COOOOCAAAAAAINE???"

Balls of Steel (2009)

Do you know why I'm thin? Because I'm hungry ALL the time!

Balls of Steel (2009)

Uma Thurman is there.......with her big bag of BS!

The D-list (2004)

I was in the Oak Park theatre group. But we never had $90 000 to take an ad out! We were lucky if we had money for the glitter for the fucking poster!

Straight To Hell (2007)

Apparently, Courtney Love was at Whitney's "intervention". And when Courtney Love is telling you, you're hittin the pipe too hard, well, things are bad! They're really bad!

The D-list (2004)

Now the great thing about the current Britney (Spears) tour, is that it has a lot of fantastic dancing... and she doesn't get bogged down in any....ahm...singing!

Balls of Steel (2009)

She (Mariah Carey) could not fuck more black rappers. Oh, yeah. If your name is "Puff" or "Daddy," she'll fuck you.

Hot Cup Of Talk (1998)

(On William Shatner) He is like my favourite red-faced, bloated booze bag.

Straight To Hell (2007)

She reaches under and grabs my peech and like, squeezes it and walks away. I run over to Brooke and go "Your mother just molested me. I could sue you and own this house"!

Allegedly (2004)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Kathy Griffin (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.