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Kathy Griffin on Wedding

born 1960 United States

← All quotes by Kathy Griffin

9 quotes

The wrestler was up there with his wife, and I actually heard her say "Can this thing do a loopty loop?"

Allegedly (2004)

Don't you love the new crazy Britney, she's our new Liza.

The D-list (2004)

And then who comes along to save the day? A couple of tool-belt wearing, golf-loving, Dinah Shore weekend lesbians sent from heaven.

Strong Black Woman (2006)

Because he loves pussy. Except it smells like fish!

Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)

I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a "singer"......the way Courtney Love is a "singer".

Balls of Steel (2009)

I love my clit. I use it every day. Not a day goes by when I don't use it for something.

Allegedly (2004)

I know you love her... you're gay and she's Celine Dion!

Strong Black Woman (2006)

(On signing autographs for troops) I'd be writing To Private so and so, love Kathy Griffin and then I'd go "here, think about this when you beat off".

Allegedly (2004)

I saw Courtney Love have one of her heroin fits....and break a guitar. So I pulled up a chair. What? You gotta be ring-side!

The D-list (2004)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Kathy Griffin (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.