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As someone who was raised Catholic, and went to St Bernadine's; don't pull your Catholic kid-fucker bullshit with me, motherfuckers! I'm not scared of you. And I'm not havin it!
Straight To Hell (2007)
I was raised right, I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners!
Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)
I know you love her... you're gay and she's Celine Dion!
Strong Black Woman (2006)
Alright, Macy Gray.....what exactly is wrong with her? She, for sure has a little mental retardation. Allegedly!
Allegedly (2004)
I had a run in with Whitney Houston, or as I call her, "Cracky." Allegedly.
The D-list (2004)
I can't stand that asshole Ryan Seacrest and here's why. He can't sing. He can't dance. He has no talent. When is he gonna go away?
Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)
You've got the two titans. Streisand. Oprah. Both strong black women.
Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)
And yet she has the fucked-up baby voice! And is there anything more charming than a grown woman with a baby voice? Mmmm, yummy! I'm hard thinking about it.
Allegedly (2004)
And she's like "Angie Harmon is here"!! So I was like, well let me...well fuck me then and I ran as fast as I could!
Allegedly (2004)
We didn't know that the (Jackson) family was as nuts as we're now finding out. Who knew that Michael was the normal one??
Balls of Steel (2009)
The 2007 Emmy Awards were a little too Cirque de Seacrest. I shouldn't say that about Ryan, she's a very good hostess.
Straight To Hell (2007)
So then, she looks at Brooke (Shields)'s Dad with his newer wife, and she's like "So, now you're with my ex-husband. Well, congratulations, you can have him"! It was fucking on!!
Allegedly (2004)
I know I'm going to Hell. And I think I might see a few of you there. When I get there, it'll be like (waving) "Hi", "Hi", "Oh my God....Hi!"
Straight To Hell (2007)
It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!
Balls of Steel (2009)
(About Oprah Winfrey) She's very thin now, she's very cranky.....and very hungry!
Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)
I am going after everybody. I'm going after Paltrow. Fuck her. Fuck her!
Allegedly (2004)
What? Steven Spielberg is furious with me? I won't be able to star in any more Steven Spielberg movies? What will I do with my day? Suck my dick!!
Strong Black Woman (2006)
(On signing autographs for troops) I'd be writing To Private so and so, love Kathy Griffin and then I'd go "here, think about this when you beat off".
Allegedly (2004)
There's something about Shania Twain I just don't trust. I don't know, I can't put my finger...she's just too thin. I like my country singers to have the big hair and the big ass.
Hot Cup Of Talk (1998)
I saw Courtney Love have one of her heroin fits....and break a guitar. So I pulled up a chair. What? You gotta be ring-side!
The D-list (2004)