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Quotes from Totally Committed — Jeff Foxworthy

born 1958 United States

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On life's list of fun things to do, [visiting my in-laws] comes in somewhere below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

Totally Committed (1998)

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

Totally Committed (1998)

[what men are thinking] I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked.

Totally Committed (1998)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Jeff Foxworthy (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.