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Jeff Foxworthy on Anniversary

born 1958 United States

← All quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

2 quotes

(To his wife) You do not have testicular cancer. You don't even have "testiculars"!

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

Totally Committed (1998)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Jeff Foxworthy (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.