[about how he and his wife can't go out on a date, since they're married]
Quotes from Aged and Confused — Bill Engvall
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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Engvall (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Engvall (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.