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Engvall: Nope, I was drivin' along and the other three just swelled right up! | Attendant: Well, the heat'll do that. | Engvall: Here's your sign. | Here's Your Sign (1996)
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Engvall and his wife are packing up their stuff to move, with a U-Haul sitting in their driveway.
Engvall and his wife have, for three days, had a cement truck in their yard to re-do their porch.
A friend bought two cakes for his wife's birthday, with a "3" on one and an "8" on the other.
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