Wedding Quotes
Wikiquote has no wedding page of its own to draw on, so this one is a blend of the marriage, love and romance pages. Only one quote in the data is filed under weddings directly: Ambrose Bierce’s entry in The Devil’s Dictionary (1911), a definition of the ceremony as a joke about who ends up as nothing. It is funny and it is not for a toast.
For a reading or a speech, the love and romance material is the better bet. Shakespeare and Byron are both here. Look at the source line under each quote before you print it on anything.
I was a good student, but I probably talked back a little bit. I think my teachers loved me.
Harry: The most beautiful words in the English language aren't "I love you" but "it's benign."
I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"
I want you. I want you. I want you. Anything to avoid saying: I love you.
Statement to his future wife Mary Welsh, recalled in her obituaries (26 November 1986)
On 9/11 we were attacked. And so, I should get to bang your wife.
[Nelson] "...I get none of the things a man's supposed to get from a wife."