Marriage Quotes
The page is a long argument between people for marriage and people who found it funny, with Shakespeare supplying the most entries on both sides. George Bernard Shaw, in Man and Superman (1903), said the confusion of marriage with morality had done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other error. Victor Hugo, in Les Misérables, said the best way to worship God is to love your wife. Disraeli, in Lothair (1870), thought every woman should marry, and no man.
Two famous items are flagged as misattributed. “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher” is credited to Socrates, but its origin is unknown. The exchange in which Lady Astor offers to poison Churchill’s coffee is credited to Churchill. Both are better as stories than as evidence.
Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears
Had left the flushing in her galled eyes,
She married.
You should indeed have longer tarried
By the roadside before you married.
Grave authors say, and witty poets sing,
That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.
The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women.
So bent on self-sanctifying,—
That she never thought of trying
To save her poor husband as well.