Marriage Quotes
The page is a long argument between people for marriage and people who found it funny, with Shakespeare supplying the most entries on both sides. George Bernard Shaw, in Man and Superman (1903), said the confusion of marriage with morality had done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other error. Victor Hugo, in Les Misérables, said the best way to worship God is to love your wife. Disraeli, in Lothair (1870), thought every woman should marry, and no man.
Two famous items are flagged as misattributed. “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher” is credited to Socrates, but its origin is unknown. The exchange in which Lady Astor offers to poison Churchill’s coffee is credited to Churchill. Both are better as stories than as evidence.
I'd rather die Maid, and lead apes in Hell
Than wed an inmate of Silenus' Cell.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
If she deny to wed, I'll crave the day
When I shall ask the banns and when be married.
Some dish more sharply spiced than this
Milk-soup men call domestic bliss.
In the election of a wife, as in
A project of war, to err but once is
To be undone forever.