More quotes by Karl Pilkington
The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
Is there anyone else that you look like, Steve, or would you say you're a bit of a one-off?
From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal.
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