The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
Karl Pilkington Quotes
born 1972 England
Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English podcaster, author and former radio producer.
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123 quotes
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
The world is getting more and more scruffier, innit?
Is there anyone else that you look like, Steve, or would you say you're a bit of a one-off?
From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
If it's all about arse, why don't gays like a little bit of tit?
It’s just hassle of having friends and family an’ that.
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
You won't get anything done by planning.
The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
And whilst the lizard’s having a kip, the scorpion says, ‘Tell ya what: I’ll do you a little deal…’
If that was on my road the council would be like "Get that down, its a deathtrap!"
On identical twins - You always get a little snidey one.
You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Karl Pilkington (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.