More quotes by Karl Pilkington
Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
Is there anyone else that you look like, Steve, or would you say you're a bit of a one-off?
From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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