More quotes by Karl Pilkington
The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
Is there anyone else that you look like, Steve, or would you say you're a bit of a one-off?
From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
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