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We take the money we make from selling the rest of Florida to Israel, we buy Mexico, fix it up and flip it!

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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

I get that Speedo on, it looks like a rubber band stretched over a head of cauliflower.

I'm sweating scotch out of every pore in my body.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

My manager will send me anywhere he wants to, 'cause he doesn't have to fuckin' go.

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Max Horkheimer Dialektik der Aufklärung [Dialectic of Enlightenment (1944)

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