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His subtleties. He acts with his eyes, that’s it. He’s very subtle. He’s sexy. He’s a man. He does of all his own stunts. He’s the epitome of a man. You see, in Hollywood we’ve lost the real man. They’re gone. They’re so pretty.

— Johnny Messner

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