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I’m not trying to (inappropriate) on Vin Diesel, but if that’s what we got now for real men, we got problems.

— Johnny Messner

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I swear he’s got a pussy, either that or he’s a hermaphrodite. It’s one of the two. And he’s, like, the big thing.

If I was drunk and I turned Brad Pitt around, I might fuck him.

He’s an asshole. Russell Crowe is a prick bastard to work with.

Orlando Bloom is a hermaphrodite.

And women, you know... Women want a man. That’s what I envision. Who the hell wants to walk around with someone that’s prettier than you if you’re a woman?

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