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I don’t want to be prettier than the woman I’m walking with. I want people to look at me and say, ‘Now there’s a guy that can go under a (inappropriate) car and fix the transmission, and ride a horse, and take out a motorcycle. And when you’re with him, you feel like he’s a man.’ Right now what I feel like in Hollywood is they’re so pretty and dainty and metro that it’s repulsive to me.

— Johnny Messner

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I’m not trying to (inappropriate) on Vin Diesel, but if that’s what we got now for real men, we got problems.

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If I was drunk and I turned Brad Pitt around, I might fuck him.

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