Johnny Messner Quotes
born 1970
Johnny Messner (born April 11, 1970) is an American film and television actor.
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I’m not trying to (inappropriate) on Vin Diesel, but if that’s what we got now for real men, we got problems.
I swear he’s got a pussy, either that or he’s a hermaphrodite. It’s one of the two. And he’s, like, the big thing.
If I was drunk and I turned Brad Pitt around, I might fuck him.
He’s an asshole. Russell Crowe is a prick bastard to work with.
Orlando Bloom is a hermaphrodite.
And women, you know... Women want a man. That’s what I envision. Who the hell wants to walk around with someone that’s prettier than you if you’re a woman?
I’m an alpha male, what else can I say?
His subtleties. He acts with his eyes, that’s it. He’s very subtle. He’s sexy. He’s a man. He does of all his own stunts. He’s the epitome of a man. You see, in Hollywood we’ve lost the real man. They’re gone. They’re so pretty.
I don’t want to be prettier than the woman I’m walking with. I want people to look at me and say, ‘Now there’s a guy that can go under a (inappropriate) car and fix the transmission, and ride a horse, and take out a motorcycle. And when you’re with him, you feel like he’s a man.’ Right now what I feel like in Hollywood is they’re so pretty and dainty and metro that it’s repulsive to me.