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Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.

— Joan Rivers

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People say money is not the key to happiness, but I've always figured if you have enough money you can get a key made.

Seriously Funny (2009)

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Funny Ladies (2001)

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly—hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

Reader's Digest Quotable Quotes (1997)

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

Funny Ladies (2001)

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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind.

William Shakespeare A Midsummer Night's Dream (1595)

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

Bertrand Russell Marriage and Morals (1929)

Not for the body, but for the heart; companion and company are needed.

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Love seldom haunts the breast where learning lies,
And Venus sets ere Mercury can rise.

Alexander Pope

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