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I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

— Joan Rivers

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People say money is not the key to happiness, but I've always figured if you have enough money you can get a key made.

Seriously Funny (2009)

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Funny Ladies (2001)

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly—hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

Reader's Digest Quotable Quotes (1997)

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

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