More quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
No. Books take a long time, and I don't get to hear the laughs.
The word "pet peeve" is one of my biggest pet peeves, to tell you the truth.
All dads dress in the style of the last good year of their lives.
I still think everything has its life cycle and if you respect it, people enjoy it longer.
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind.
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
Not for the body, but for the heart; companion and company are needed.
Love seldom haunts the breast where learning lies,
And Venus sets ere Mercury can rise.
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