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All dads dress in the style of the last good year of their lives.

— Jerry Seinfeld

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No. Books take a long time, and I don't get to hear the laughs.

Reddit "Ask Me Anything" #2 (2014)

The word "pet peeve" is one of my biggest pet peeves, to tell you the truth.

I still think everything has its life cycle and if you respect it, people enjoy it longer.

Reddit "Ask Me Anything" #1 (2014)

No one knows public humiliation like a comedian.

What I am good at -- and what every comedian is good at -- is knowing how to carefully manage an audience's attention span.

Vulture Festival (2015)

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