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I still think everything has its life cycle and if you respect it, people enjoy it longer.

— Jerry Seinfeld Reddit "Ask Me Anything" #1 (2014)

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No. Books take a long time, and I don't get to hear the laughs.

Reddit "Ask Me Anything" #2 (2014)

The word "pet peeve" is one of my biggest pet peeves, to tell you the truth.

All dads dress in the style of the last good year of their lives.

No one knows public humiliation like a comedian.

What I am good at -- and what every comedian is good at -- is knowing how to carefully manage an audience's attention span.

Vulture Festival (2015)

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