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The sad truth is, people are only interested in themselves. So, if you just ask them what they are doing or what’s going on or how they feel, they generally go on for hours.

— Jerry Seinfeld Reddit "Ask Me Anything" #3 (2016)

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No. Books take a long time, and I don't get to hear the laughs.

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