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Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, five guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her...

— Daniel Tosh Laugh Factory (2012)

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I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed off.

You are a sick freak who should be beaten.

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I don't think I could stab somebody, 'cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.

Comedy Central Presents: Daniel Tosh (2003)

You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with, "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"

Comedy Central Presents: Daniel Tosh (2003)

Butt sex is a lot like spinach. If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult.

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