More quotes by Art Buchwald
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep.
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Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it.
Every Communist must grasp the truth: Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.
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