More quotes by Art Buchwald
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?
I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep.
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