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People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.

— Art Buchwald Have I Ever Lied to You? (1968)

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If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

Don't commit suicide, because you might change your mind two weeks later.

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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

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