At a concert supporting Katrina Relief, in reference to Kanye West's comment
George Bush hates midgets.
You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.
You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
I hope that Live Earth ends global warming the same way the Live Aid ended world poverty.
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