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You can fuck a woman with a diamond dick and make her cum ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me cum so hard? This diamond dick is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's?"

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You can't beat white people, you can only knock them out.

There's black people, and there's niggers. And niggers have got to go. Every time black people wanna have a good time, ign'ant-ass niggers fuck it up.

Chris Rock: Bring the Pain‎ (1996)

You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.

You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.

I hope that Live Earth ends global warming the same way the Live Aid ended world poverty.

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