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You can't be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your fingertips.

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You can't beat white people, you can only knock them out.

There's black people, and there's niggers. And niggers have got to go. Every time black people wanna have a good time, ign'ant-ass niggers fuck it up.

Chris Rock: Bring the Pain‎ (1996)

You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.

I hope that Live Earth ends global warming the same way the Live Aid ended world poverty.

Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow.

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