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I went to a museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

— Steven Wright Steven Wright Special (1985)

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Sometimes you cannot hear me, it's because sometimes I'm in parentheses.

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It's a good thing a lot of people speak foreign languages, otherwise those people would have no one to talk to.

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