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In school they told me "Practice makes perfect." And then they told me "Nobody's perfect," so then I stopped practicing.

— Steven Wright When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony (2007)

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I went to a museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

Steven Wright Special (1985)

Sometimes you cannot hear me, it's because sometimes I'm in parentheses.

Steven Wright Special (1985)

It's a good thing a lot of people speak foreign languages, otherwise those people would have no one to talk to.

When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony (2007)

Everywhere is walking distance if you've got the time.

Steven Wright Special (1985)

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

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