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The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.

— Lewis Black Last Laugh ‘05 (2005)

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If anyone is as angry as I am, it's the good people of Detroit.

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I'm only allowed to say 'fuck' twelve times.

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FEMA? I always thought it was a bone here in your ass.

Red, White, and Screwed (2006)

I'll tell ya, in New York City, where I've lived far too long, 'fuck' isn't even a word, it's a comma.

The White Album (2000)

I don't know if you noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking in the mirror at itself.

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