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We'd like to apologise to our viewers in the North - it must be awful for you.

— Victoria Wood Victoria Wood: As Seen on TV (1985)

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Sometimes I think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the pill.

Victoria Wood: As Seen on TV (1985)

Where are you in the menstrual cycle?
Taurus.

People think I hate sex. I don’t. I just don’t like things that stop you seeing the television properly.

The Italians have got opera, the Spanish have got flamenco dancing. What have we got? Weight Watchers.

I was just thinking as Alan [Bennett] and I walked up the steps, how nice it would have been if one of us had come up in a stairlift.

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