Victoria Wood Quotes

1953–2016 England

Victoria Wood CBE (19 May 1953 – 20 April 2016) was an English comedian, actress, lyricist, singer, composer, pianist, screenwriter, producer and director.

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Sometimes I think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the pill.

Victoria Wood: As Seen on TV (1985)

We'd like to apologise to our viewers in the North - it must be awful for you.

Victoria Wood: As Seen on TV (1985)

Where are you in the menstrual cycle?
Taurus.

People think I hate sex. I don’t. I just don’t like things that stop you seeing the television properly.

The Italians have got opera, the Spanish have got flamenco dancing. What have we got? Weight Watchers.

I was just thinking as Alan [Bennett] and I walked up the steps, how nice it would have been if one of us had come up in a stairlift.

I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don’t know who got my moped but I’ve been driving that Peugeot for years.

When you're in the middle of having a baby, it's a bit like watching two very inefficient removal men, trying to get a very large sofa through a very small doorway. Only in this case you can't say, "Oh sod it, bring it through the French windows".

[Song]]
Not bleakly,
Not meekly
Beat me on the bottom with the Woman's Weekly
Let's do it, let's do it tonight!

Victoria Wood: As Seen on TV (1985)

[Asked if she ever had childhood holidays in Blackpool] No. What do you take me for? We used to go to Vienna.

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Victoria Wood (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.