Notes from Wikiquote
Ghost: That is a crude stereotype. Talking like that to a ghost is like saying the N-word to a black person. | Sarah: Well, interrupting a Jewish person while she's urinating is like saying the Holocaust never happened, so I guess we're e-e-e-v-e-e-n. | Sarah: Oh! Tig! How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? | Tig: … I don't know. | Sarah: Oh … | [Tig leaves] | Steve: She should know that. | Laura: I think it's three. | [After Sarah crashes her car] | Officer Jay: Do you know how many fingers I'm holding up? | Sarah: Uh, this many? [Sarah showing two middle fingers]. | Police: Do you know why I'm standing here? | Sarah: You got all C's in high school? | Police: Ma'am, are you drunk? | Sarah: Oh no, I was driving and got tired and thought this would be a good place to stop. | [She's in a playground during a kid's birthday party]