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Talking about being in heaven- It's not fair though because all them lot have been up there ages with like a chance to get a bit of sun on the body and that so they'll look alright. I'll be wandering about with underpant marks and stuff.

— Karl Pilkington

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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’

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From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

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