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I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.

— Maria Bamford The Now Show (2006)

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Everything is being televised so you won't be able to tell where the Revolution is. "Who's revolting? Well, I don't know, what's on the other channel?"

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