[singing the song her therapist told her to improvise in order to "let her anxieties out"] If I keep the kitchen floor clean, no one will die!

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If I keep humming a tune, I won't [air quotes] "turn gay"-- | Mmmm-hmmm-mmmm-mmm, mmmm-hmmm-mmmmm-mmm, mmmmmm--! | They can't get you if you're singin' a song! Yeah!

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