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Quotes from Saturday Night Live — Zach Galifianakis

born 1969 United States

← All quotes by Zach Galifianakis

4 quotes

Here's something you'll never see in Braille: "If you see something, say something".

Saturday Night Live (2013)

The only time it's ok to yell out 'I have diarrhea' is when you're playing Scrabble...because it's worth a shitload of points.

Saturday Night Live (2011)

I wear a lot of Axe body spray, but I live in a black neighborhood. Over there, they call it Ask body spray. If you don't get that joke, then you're not racist.

Saturday Night Live (2011)

Sometimes I order a beet salad, so when the waiter comes and lays down my salad I can say "thanks for laying down those funky beets". It's an expensive joke because I don't even like beets.

Saturday Night Live (2013)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Zach Galifianakis (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.