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Mitch Hedberg on Mother's Day

1968–2005 United States

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I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it...and he's always on time.

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Mitch Hedberg (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.