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Mitch Hedberg on Money

1968–2005 United States

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If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.

I did comedy for a fundraiser, cuz I have a big heart. We were trying to raise money for one of those machines that shows how much money has been raised.

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Mitch Hedberg (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.