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Quotes from Strong Black Woman — Kathy Griffin

born 1960 United States

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8 quotes

I'm not wearing any pants and the lesbians are waiting!

Strong Black Woman (2006)

I'm gonna be so hot, I'm gonna fuck myself!

Strong Black Woman (2006)

And then who comes along to save the day? A couple of tool-belt wearing, golf-loving, Dinah Shore weekend lesbians sent from heaven.

Strong Black Woman (2006)

I know that Lindsay (Lohan) has lost a lot of weight recently, due to diet, Pilates and crack. Without the diet and Pilates.

Strong Black Woman (2006)

I guess the contortionists are cool right, very impressive, they're doing stuff we can't do. But for me, once you see the gay guy bend over and fuck himself, I'm done!

Strong Black Woman (2006)

I know you love her... you're gay and she's Celine Dion!

Strong Black Woman (2006)

What? Steven Spielberg is furious with me? I won't be able to star in any more Steven Spielberg movies? What will I do with my day? Suck my dick!!

Strong Black Woman (2006)

Everytime she walks out (on stage), she acts like she's shocked anyone showed up! Every night! As if every single day, at about 3 o'clock, she's like, "You know Rene, maybe tonight iz ze night zey do not come?"

Strong Black Woman (2006)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Kathy Griffin (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.