Karl Pilkington Quotes
born 1972 England
Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English podcaster, author and former radio producer.
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So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?
A stitch in five saves fifteen or whatever - Another re-evaluation by Karl of the phrase 'A stitch in time saves nine'
I've never understood what pole dancing's about anyway. It's a waste of a good skill. Get into scaffolding or something.
Get married, get on with it, email us the pictures, we're happy to have a look.
On chameleons - Stay green. Stay in the woods. Stay safe.
It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep
I'm really happy, I just don't choose to show it.
They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?
No it's one of them things though, imagine it.. if you're that caretaker and you're thinkin I've got away with this then suddenly a plant grasses you up.. you weren't expectin that.
Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
What do dogs do? Sniff each other's arse. They don't knock about going "Let's try a chatup line."
I'd kick it, and I'd say 'You knob-head'. - Karl tells Ricky his response to being poisoned by an octopus.
12 hours on a plane, over 5,000 miles. All this way you've got me licking fish.
In the sea you've got to be constantly sort of alert. It's worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal kingdom]. In the sea you've got an enemy behind every rock.
On Steve's dancing ability- er, it's just like a bit of weird art
I will not be lickin a frog, so there's nothin' to worry about
I was walking past a sex shop an' that. One, it was open early which I never understood, it was about eight o'clock in the morning. Who needs butt plugs then?
People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
Just sort of wander about and that, and just not get seen [What he would do with the power of invisibility]
It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating