Karl Pilkington Quotes
born 1972 England
Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English podcaster, author and former radio producer.
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Just been into the zoo, 'avin a look round an that. Went into the, er, into the aquarium. Mental, the amount of fish that are knockin' about
I've got a fat head. There's nothing I can do about it.
To Ricky and Steve about Christ The Redeemer.
...but it’s all about ‘a gorilla and a fox are walking thru the woods.’ How often does that happen?
No ones been up that high!
Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
This isn't Amazon where you can go "I'm not happy with the product" and pop it back in the post. Thats it, you've got it
We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about
I've been watchin birds more than insects recently, and the thing I've found with pigeons is: they've got wings but they walk a lot
You build up to it, don't you? You have that bit of a chat, and you go alright? Hows it going?. You get on an' that and then a little baby pops out.
It was good to know that if everything did go tits up, there's someone else in the world who would put up with me
I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut
My auntie Nora right, all her food is mashed. She's got teeth but she don't need 'em [Karl on how his auntie blends her food and never uses her teeth]
We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
On homosexuals- I'm still none the wiser as to why they do that - Video Podcast|Video Podcast 5
All I'm sayin is.. I've since found out what they do do with 'em.. and if they do do that with them.. give 'em a go on that.
It's just easier to put stuff off once we've got this calendar, whereas if we didnt have a date you'd have to do everythin' straight away
(on cockroaches living without a head for a week) Why, when it was invented, has it got that facility?
That impresses me more, inventin' electricity[Talking about Benjamin Franklin]
I'm surprised that I won the race to the egg. I'm not a good swimmer. If I was back in there now I'd go forget it, let them lot go first.