Karl Pilkington Quotes
born 1972 England
Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English podcaster, author and former radio producer.
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again...
At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
At no point am I going to lick a little frogs head.
Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
He got hot, he got so hot his lips fell off.
Any problem solved is a new problem made.
It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
On seals - Its between a fish and a dog.
By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
If he's 27 today, he would have been 26 last week, and he doesn't look 26. He didn't look 26 last week, and he looks older than 28 today.
Turns out it was another load of monkeys from another part of the island...from the rough bit...
If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing
I was walking home the other night, and I was thinking about it, and do you worry that when you're old you will be on your own?
Now Hilda, she was your bog standard old woman.
The Web is the new book though, innit?
Do you know like, when you're a bloke nudist, Do you ever get any who just have like a small knob?
Well, you took me to the BAFTAs. Yeah, but only cos no-one else would probably wanna go with you.